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My BodyguardWelcome to Miami Beach where the sun is hot and the people are hotter you don't belong here on Miami Beach
but you can be my bodyguard and protect me from their sun
no one paid attention to me when i was married for 48 hours went to rehab punched a hooker cheated on my boo forgot how many stars are on that flag wore a low cut top stole from a store got a nose-job got caught by the law
those fingers down your throat will hopefully shut you up
to be blunt you being alive is doing nobody My Bodyguard
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‘TERRIBILIS ESTE LOCUS ISTE’
‘MEA DOMUS ORATIONIS VOCATIBUR’
While sitting in a friend’s bedroom the topic somehow fell upon the occult, at which point my company pulled a book from her vast witchcraft library... a sort of Occult dictionary! If my memory serves me correct, it stated the year in which the Freemasons formed.
"The origins of the Freemasons are disputed, but the first organized lodges date from 1717 in England."
The relevance of this was actually merely for an inside-joke at first, as the lives of many in our group had started to revolve around the number 17 in so Eleven
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Who is Mr.Martin?

Wed Mar 29, 2006, 2:43 AM

Oi!

While on a travel around the net I bumped (not literaly) into a website about legendary prankster Andy Kaufman and how he is still alive. The writer of the website, who refered to himself only as King, claimed he had been in contact with him post-2000 despite Andy passing away due to cancer on 5/16/84.

Now, if anyone has seen me use a computer they probably have noticed that, much like a buffoon, I highlight the text as I am reading it. However, I highlighted one of the many horizontal lines seperating the posts and found that I had highlighted a squiggle. A little weird big at the end. I copied and pasted it into notepad and (...gasp...) a name appeared, J. Sterling Martin. Either I've cracked something big or... or... or its just another part of the hoax previously discovered by upteen people before me.

Regardless, read the webiste yourself, [link] , and see if you can find it too. There is a mystery afoot (or not)!

It is reported that Andy had confided in a friend that he would fake his own death from cancer and come back after ten years. But that was a year or two ago. Hard to tell, isn't it?

Working afternoon/evening is giving me too much free time in the morning.

Watch Family Guy xXx

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~Homicidal Dec 4, 2008, 1:43:15 AM

i fell into a black hole four years ago
and had to save an alien planet
multiple times.
i have returned, and must now thank you
for a comment left from you
four years ago.

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The most incomprehensible thing is that our world is comprehensible. - Albert Einstein.

~Sparda666 Sep 5, 2006, 5:25:58 AM

I just found out you faviouted one of my piece I did years ago lol THANKS

~Serena-Espara Dec 10, 2005, 9:20:36 AM

You remind me of the ben!

'what Ben?'

The Ben with the power!

'What power?'

The power of voodoo!

'Who do?'

You!

'Do what?'

Remind me of the Ben!

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Mahw!

xXx

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♥ Could a flame ever burn for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally; he burned up quick. ♥
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~Serena-Espara Dec 7, 2005, 5:10:58 PM

I want my pretty one! My house seems alien! What's going on!?What's this!? *holds up a spoon*

Que? xXxXxXx

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♥ Could a flame ever burn for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally; he burned up quick. ♥
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them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much

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~ Shoulders toes and knees, I'm 36 degrees ~

~hi-frank Nov 11, 2005, 10:14:04 AM

~Serena-Espara Nov 2, 2005, 4:14:22 AM

Here comes Jesus and he doesn't look too happy...
[link]

xXx

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♥ Could a flame ever burn for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally; he burned up quick. ♥
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~morganblind Oct 28, 2005, 8:17:28 AM

BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mum just made me turn of Opiate so she can watch Emmerdale! Oh the injustice!

xXx

~zero-malchik Oct 30, 2005, 5:52:45 AM

Natt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, choices always were a problem for you... what you need is maynard to vent his aggro into your ears!!! xXx

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~Truth, beauty, freedom, love and Evil Dead II~
~My journal eats your journal for breakfast~

~morganblind Oct 30, 2005, 3:31:20 PM

Mhaha! Good old Maynard, I've been singing that all through the Jesus Christ Superstar rehearsals. You HAVE to come and see it, seriously, it's so good, the singing and stuff is amazing! And Judas is American! And Jesus smokes Marlboro! OMG, and you can hear System lyrics spoken on stage, 'Father, why have you forsaken me?' 'Into your hands I commend my spirit.' It's great, I've been singing Chop Suey and Opiate all the time! 'Tis mucho fun.
Come see it, get a ticket, see it cause it's controversial and the Christians hate it, ironically! MWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEE IT!!!!!

lovelovelove

xXx

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